when someone makes a big deal out of something stupid
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
a gripping trilogy
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
# walk, walk fashion baby
I heard the subtitles in caesar flickerman’s voice and now i’m confused.
Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy